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Well.

Some little Right-face-mania again. My friend Grace and Amber at Public Bank annual dinner.

Cheesie is notoriously stingy when it comes to replying sms’es. Sometimes she just so conveniently forgets to reply you.

She has a friend who is trying to save every 10cents possible by cramming her long and winding life story into a 160-character-long sms. That’s not stingy. It’s called kiasu.

(Her reply to my “Hey how did you spend your birthday” sms)

This fried of mine also does that 3-second-call stunt (calling you and saying something as fast and as much as possible within three seconds, because the charges only start on the 4th second. Therefore, the call is actually FOC.)

Anyway. Back to my topic.

I’m going to be the most generous and annoying smser today until 11.59pm!!!

Ok. I must repeat, this is a commercial.

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My blog template that looked like a piece of foxed up mozzarella in mozilla firefox is finally fixed!

Thanx to Albert , better known as the senile peacock who has attempted so featherstakingly to fix it.

You know what. Peacock is no longer senile! Together with the rebirth of the easter bunny, he is now a rejuvenated peacock!

He is reborn!

Oh wait. That means he�s not a peacock anymore. He�s a peachick!!!

0_o

This peachick is highly adorable, despite being intimidatingly punny at times. He�s won several peageant titles. He�s beautiful! Go go go pea him out!

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It’s Tuesday the Cuppie day!

Holy Cheese!

However, Mozzie wasn’t very convinced that cheese and curry marry well.

While someone ditched Japanese.

Today we have a special guest.

“No make up, no shoot,” she said.

But i don’t care la, shoot saje.

Eh i like her finger nails!! And her fingers damn cute too don’t you think? She has the smallest palms of the hands i’ve held!

Time to unmask!!

After god knows how many months, i finally saw Aki in college again =))

She is still as goli as ever. Lovely!

I accidentally stayed up late because of an interesting conversation i had with this friend about names (might blog about that later) and the differences between Singapore and Malaysia.

Anycheese. It was about time to sleep and so i said to him but there was no reply.

So.

You may not send a nudge that often?!?!

Got such thing one meh? For a moment i thought my MSN kena virus.

Then!

I started to think that MSN God wanted to punish me because i condemn orgasm-deprived morons molesting my MSN by nudging nonstop until it hangs and commits suicide and thus He decided to deprive me of my privilege to molest other people too.

Need some cheeseback.

=D

In memory of the bunnies i couldn’t save.

MSNing is no different from verbal communication except that you move your fingers instead of your mouth.

I�m a self-professed MSN addict so please. Have some MSN etiquette too. If not I�ll just go siao and become a silent bunny.

Or worse. Now you know the truth behind why you see me offline forever.

So please please please. Avoid as many MSN sins (explained below) as you can. Build some good karma so that after you kaput, maybe, you will meet a red-head bunny and screw non-stop in heaven. Just maybe.

1.Excessive emoticons and winks

Every Tuesday is a Cup Noodle day for Mozzie, Sze Kerng and Cheesie.

You see. Food in Limcockwing sucks THAT much, we’d rather buy Mamee from the wholesale dealer in bulk to survive the rest of the semesters. Thank Cheesus i’m graduating in two month’s time.

Each of us bring a cuppie to the college every Tuesday (it’s the only day we have to stay for lunch) without fail .

Hence we have started this club thingie. We even have a name for it. It’s the CheeSezMo Cup Noodle Club.

Uh. That sounds like a tongue twister. Let’s call it the Club Noodle then.

Now let us give you some insight on “How to savour a cuppie”.

Warning
Excreamly crappy commercial. Do not scroll down if you’re feeling particularly sane today.

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Since some of you are feeling disappointed because a certain evil yellow being is not entirely willing to share her imaginary chalk diet, she decided to make it up to you by revealing another more “tangible” secret diet of hers, namely the Meiji Choccie Diet Pill.

You will see how a tiny pill can make a full time cheeser lose cheesppetite.

Experiment starts now.

*2 minutes after consuming a Meiji pill*

The Cheeser spots her target.

Getting ready to devour…

But…

Something strange happens!

*Diana said i should sell this entry to Duracell.

A *complete* and *happy* bunny.

I really did.

But.

Someone lost the key.

It turns out that i can only be a broken clockwork bunny.

Why did you lose the key?

Wrap me in choco pls.

I supposed most of you have already read Keju Sia’s Of Cheese and Penguins or Albert’s Homecoming, Bloghopping before you stumbled upon this entry.

They have pretty much blogged about whatever i wanted to say. So i’m just gonna provide more photos!!!

If i am to sum up what i think about Jasiminne the Penguin in one sentence, it would be:

“The Penguin is so hot she sizzles!

How cool is that!

“Oh, The Penguin is so cool she freezes”.

Uh and of course, Keju Sia is uh, hot too (he was sweating profusely).

So yes.

One melting hot Keju and one sizzling hot Penguin. And one Stinkin’ Cheese.

I went allllll the way to college because Mozzie said if i don’t she will kill me in her dream.

I really didn’t feel like going because

1. I really don’t want to travel 90km just to take attendance and
2. It was raining godzillas and king kongs and
3. I’m just plain lazy. I admit.

Anycheese. Seemed like she would really kill me if i didn’t go. So i went.

Seems like she has a lil SUPRISE for me!!!

=D

It’s my early birthday pressie from her and Sze Kerng!!!

So i call it a MoSze pressie!

I discover this pink after my japanese class in SS2.

PINK HELLO KITTY FREAK!!! 0_o

I totally love pink Jazz but the Hello Kitty logo…

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Just so potong steam lo. Totally spoiled the classy look can.

-_-

In fact the wording itself is very nice. I would say some pink graffiti on it will be so cheesing sexy. Sexy graffiti!! Hoi Moses, who says there’s no such thing as sexy graffiti. You will see soon. Muahaha.

The interior is absopinkishlutely Hello Kittiful. Too bad my cam doesn’t have X-ray lens.

And check. out. that. tyre. 0_0

After Eight Irish Cream

So what is it? You can�t eat it before eight? Siao ah.

Imagine when out of the yellow you have a lil dying cravie for a piece of irish cream choccie and you look at the clock, it is 6.30pm!!

So potong steam right?

But fret not. It doesn�t say whether it�s after 8am or after 8pm. So technically anytime is after eight. Wahahah!! Why am I so smart, mom?

Before i even open the box, the strong aroma of irish cream could already send me to drunkville ( I�m a bad, bad drinker). The dark chocolate is not bitter enough to balance the tooth-rotting sweetness of the irish cream fondant. It might get a little too cloying after eight after eights.

Other stuff we had in that mysterious jap restaurant.

Assorted Tempura

Crisp crisp crisp. It’s hot!

Unagi Kabayaki

A bit of a disappointment cuz it doesn’t give that i-don’t-wanna-brush-my-teeth-after-eating effect. I would say this is not their usual standard. Could have been better!

Ikura sushi

Ikura is my absolute fav sushi. One unwritten rule about eating sushi. You have to eat that entire piece of sushi in one bite. If not you�re loserish. Don�t ask why because you�re just like a ballerina who cannot do split.

The Ikura Sushi��It�s like a terrorist had placed bombs on the rice. The roe were high pressured capsules of aphrodisia that burst upon contact with your tongue. Every single roe explodes like the pop rocks candy.

Laycheese and Gentlecheese, today the Ringoism Guru would like to tell you a story about the origin of the Ringoism�s Lemon Cheese Day, which falls on the 25th of February every year.

Once upon a time, a Chamomile cheese (originally camel-milk cheese, somehow being altered due to Cheesie�s mispronounciation) had two free tickets to Pink Panther and invited Miss Cheesie for a movie date. Even Cheesie didn�t fancy the idea of watching any you-slap-me-then-i-slap-stick� and �wohaha-look-that�s-so-farnie-the-guy-gets-hit-in-the-face-with-a-custard-pie comedy, she decided not to waste two pieces of printed paper that were worth RM20, and secretly prayed that the movie�d better be less crappy than Big Mama�s House 2

Fact 1: I�m obsessed with making myself obsessed with cheese.
Fact 2: I am highly tobacco allergic and nicotine intolerant
Fact 3: I am extremely allergic to a hybrid of Bulldog and Shitzu too. (Know y? Ask me!)
Fact 4: My favorite scent is Eau De Cheddar.
Fact 5: The only malay word i know is “keju”.
Fact 6: My name Ringo has absolutely nothing to do with the Starrs.
Fact 7: Oh yea. Did I mention I�m Capri-phobic too?

Fact 8: You wouldn�t dare me to impersonate sadako.

Fact 9: I have more than one altercheesego.

Fact 10: I absolutely detest jam and I believe cheese is more than sufficient as a bread companion. Ask all the Malaysians why.